1. 18 May



    hownowbrownseacow:

    rosiebeck:

    nxv:

    primisthebomb:

    I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

    i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

    I threw a grape in the air
    I went to catch it I swear
    It hit a spider that fell
    and now they’re on my face

    Fantastic.

    (via savannahfaerie)

     

  2. 18 May



    swagony:

    if theres one thing school taught me its never touch the underside of a desk

    (via thehilariousblog)

     

  3. 18 May



    This is how I do homework

    lolsofunny:

    laugh-addict:

    image

    (lol here!)

    (Source: nerdbuscus)

     

  4. 18 May


    neverforgetthemusic:

    221cbakerstreet:

    lulz-time:

    It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif

    is this heaven

    you can almost hear the cat fangirling 

    (Source: lipgallagher, via thestrollingdead)

     

  5. 18 May


    funsubstance: When taking exams

    funsubstance:

    When taking exams

     

  6. 17 May


    lolsofunny: death-by-lulz: pizzaforpresident: me on my way to steal your girl

    lolsofunny:

    death-by-lulz:

    pizzaforpresident:

    me on my way to steal your girl

    (via thehilariousblog)

     

  7. 17 May



    the-stench-of-that-impala:

    I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection

    (Source: nopestiel, via thestrollingdead)

     

  8. 17 May



    mumfoodandsons:

    [AGGRESSIVELY MEMORIZES A BAND’S SONG LYRCS AT THE LAST MINUTE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT]

    (via rynez)

     

  9. 17 May


    lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    lulz-time:

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    (Source: blameaspartame, via rynez)

     

  10. 17 May



    I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found.
    — John Steinbeck (via quote-book)

    (via tellmeitstuesday)

     

  11. 17 May


    tyleroakley:

    buzzfeed:

    George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

    George Takei is flawfree.

     

  12. 17 May


    (via asdfghjkllove)

     

  13. 17 May


    h-u-m-o-u-r: gregorymichelle: maid-of-space04: draven926: yellowbrickrose: reblog if u understand this inspirational message Oh my god. can someone please tell me? kind of glad i can read music rn :’) THIS IS SO POINTLESS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

    h-u-m-o-u-r:

    gregorymichelle:

    maid-of-space04:

    draven926:

    yellowbrickrose:

    reblog if u understand this inspirational message

    Oh my god.

    can someone please tell me?

    kind of glad i can read music rn :’)

    THIS IS SO POINTLESS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

    (via thestrollingdead)

     

  14. 17 May


    agentjjkelly:

    starsinthegutter:

    i still think this is mighty clever.

    ((Every time I have to cover my tats up for work I will think of this dude.))

    (via thestrollingdead)

     

  15. 17 May


    (Source: leonmcgann, via thestrollingdead)